So one of the things I did on my birthday was get a haircut. Woopee
you say, but this was no ordinary haircut. The guy who did the cutting
must have been a comedian. I don't know how it happened but there I
was sitting on the chair hearing that you see dough nuts when the
pillsbury dough boy bends over. Some jokes were very funny and others
fell flat. I wondered about those scissors next to my scalp though.
What if I was to impale myself while laughing hysterically? He said
jokes the whole time. I wonder if he was off his rocker a little bit
or actually a comedian. I'll have to go back and find out.

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