So the dog we are sitting likes the backyard. He likes it so much he
howls, like at 2AM. I came up with a solution - turn the noise machine
on to drown out the dog. I suppose the neighbors don't like it, but
there is nothing I can do. Our closest neighbor hates me anyways. Back
in the day he called the cops for my band playing too loud in the
house. We also suspect them of keying Mr.T's car when he had to park
in front of their house. So I say howl away. Even though the dog
escapes he just hangs out near the house and will come when called. He
digs holes underneath the fence and crawls out. When I was a kid
Ashley escaped from the backyard and ended up close to the mall. Talk
about an incredible journey. Luckily we got her back. Hooooowl. Arf.