ANCHORMAN: That's it, that's it! It's all over! The Wonka
Contest is all over! The fifth and final ticket has been
found, and we've got a live report coming in directly now
from Paraguay, South America.

PARAGUAY REPORTER: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is finished.
The end has come. The fifth and last Golden Ticket has just
been found right here in Paraguay. The finder is lucky
Alberto Min~oleta, the multimillionaire owner of gambling
casinos throughout South America.

25. BUCKETS' HOUSE

PARAGUAY REPORTER (on TV): Here is the most recent picture
of Alberto the happy finder, the man who has finally put an
end to Wonkamania for all the world.

GRANDPA JOE: Turn it off. Well, that's that. No
more Golden Tickets.
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Congrats to Obama for finding a golden ticket. I guess I am now a democrat?? Boy there are a lot of things wrong with my party. Hopefully we can fix welfare, healthcare, lower all taxes, quit spreading the wealth around and quit being hippies...

But in all seriousness it was a very good thing to see hope coming through loud and clear. My credo is keep on hoping and this event lived up to it. We witnessed history in the making. I am glad I voted for him, because it is always better to vote for the winner than the loser, you feel better in the morning. And thank God we didn't have to stay up till 5 in the morning to figure out if Florida knows how to vote. I like his credo "yes I can". I woke up this morning saying "yes I can!" and then went to the restroom.