Run for the hills, its swine flu. I think the name itself is comical. If you've heard the expression "when pigs fly" you will understand that swine flu means you are now about to get the girl of your dreams because pigs have flown. Get it. Flu = Flew. Anyways, the media is really biting on this. I think since the economy is not getting worse they need a new fear to instill into Americans. The only thing we have to fear is the press itself.

I have taken part in the fear of the press. I remember last year I heard a news story about how this year gas would be up to $8 a gallon this year. So I get on some daytime radio show and mention that story and the reporter is like, wow and I am like, we should carpool. So then everyone in America starts thinking of alternatives to gas powered cars. There are news stories about getting your car to run on water. The people at the green fest are talking about retrofitting cars with batteries. People start buying scooters and motorcycles and investors start getting green. Ah, good times. I got the most hits last summer. That's when I realize, someone does profit off of fear.

So what is there to profit off of swine flu? Well, those masks everyone wears. Give it a month and there will be ones with cool designs on them. A new market is emerging, Flu Masks. Like I should buy flumasks.biz or flumasks.me since the others are taken and create software that will allow you to print out pictures onto flu masks. Then create some kind of paper thin mask that can go in a printer. Then you can take a picture of your shirt and print it out on the mask so your mask will go with your shirt. It needs to happen asap, so I need a million to get it off the ground. We'll be advertising in 3 weeks. FluMasks.biz, because pigs really have flown! The logo and mascot would be a pig with a mask on and a cape on. I think I'll call him Super Piggy, or has that already been done?