In an effort to liven up the place I have made up some jokes:

What does Han taste like? Chewie.
What does a NerfHerder do? Collects tiny footballs.
What does Jar Jar Binks eat?? Cheesa Pizza
Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hut
What does Qui Gone drink? Gin.
Who is the biggest star in the trilogy? The Death Star
Why is C3PO mad? Because he's PO'd
What does Padme do to the books? She pad's the numbers
What is the programmers moon? End-Or
How many Sith does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, there are always two
Why did the emporer turn white? He got maced.
Why was C3PO shiny? He got his memory wiped
Why was Bubba Fett depressed? He was in the pitts.
What do Micheal Jackson, Luke Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker have in common? One glove.

and finally

Why did the Rebellion have a kick me sign on his shirt? Because the Empire Strikes Back