Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Nightmare Adventure

Today's nightmare adventure is brought to you by Brian's subconscoius reminding you to always have an escape route. So there I was, in Wichita Falls at my old house. I was talking to mom and Robbie who were sitting on the couch and I had something to tell them. "What is it?" my mom said. Well you see I went to jail the other day for supposedly killing a man. I was given a choice of whether or not to take a life sentence or the death penalty. I decided to take the death penalty, because logically it is better to die than live a life in prison. "oh dear". So then I go outside and talk to my friends. I say "since I have logically decided to take the death sentence, it would behoove me to try to escape because I have nothing to lose. I can change my name and can go live with my sister in Arizona at her new house. I can make around $2000 a month doing freelance work on the internet from anywhere in the nation. I may end up in Alaska or in California. We shall see."

So now I am running from the cops. I go into a library where they are feeding the homeless. I realize that I am one of them and have blended in. They are all getting in line for food and are given a number to wait in line. I get a number and a reserved seat. I see someone who I used to know. I stopped her and said ,"haven't seen you in a while." and she walks away. Then I go running around the library looking for my seat to eat my dinner. Suddenly one of the cops sees me. She starts to run after me and we end up in an elevator. I have an opportunity to push her down the elevator shaft, but I say "I am not a killer, just give me a head start." So as the door opens I run out into the foyer with cops shooting at me. I duck as they hit someone else.

Suddenly I am in a shack with Holly. I tell her that I have to go because I am wanted. She is like, no, I want to go with you. I say no, you can't and the the cops bust in the door. It is snowing outside. I quickly jump out the window onto the roof. I then attempt to jump over the chimney. Right as I jump I turn into a fluffy bunny rabbit. Holly is behind me and turns into a bunny rabbit as well. The cop shoots me in mid air as I tumble into the snow, a bunny rabbit with blood on it. Finally the cop is standing near my carcass in the snow. With a "he's dead" I wake up. I am glad I am not a bunny rabbit. I am glad I have no one after me. I just have one question. What did I eat to cause such a weird nightmare? Probably raw cookie dough...

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