Monday, August 09, 2004

I don't need a Gun Rack

This weekend was packed full of Corporate Red goodness. We had a bad show on Friday and a good show on Saturday. On Sunday I saw the movie "Swimfan" about a women that goes psycho over a guy. I seem to remember a couple of years ago on the internet a guy put up a site called psychoexgirlfriend.com. Apparently this fellow in Houston broke up with his girlfriend after 6 months. She then proceeded to leave over 100 messages on his answering machine. Of course he had to put all of the messages on the internet, that's what the internet's for. One message will go "I hate you, you are a very bad man." The very next message "I have a new boyfriend, I'm over you" and then another message "I broke up with him because we need to be together" It's kinda scary to think that girls out there obsess over their ex's. I only obsess a day, then I either hate em or leave em. I have yet to have a psycho ex girlfriend. I am not sure what I would do with one. The internet thing is a good idea. Maybe test em to see how far they go. Like call them and hang up everytime they call you and hang up. Or better yet, tell on em. Find out her parents phone and leave her recorded messages on their answering machine. That'd be funny "Hey Joanna, listen to what our daughter left on our machine -- " "I am going to do myself in if you don't kiss me, okay, fine, its over. Wait, I didn't mean that." It all takes me back to "Wayne's World" when his psycho ex-girlfriend got him a gun rack as a present.

Thought of the Day
Wayne: "I don't own any guns to necessitate owning a gun rack."
-- Waynes World

Comments:
Ah yes, the ex-girlfriend situation. While I've been blessed to have avoided much problem with this, I've had the occasional circumstance. From my experience, there is no problem. It's all fiction. When an ex starts making these little threats, there is one way to make sure they do nothing.....be mean, be firm, be a male. That seems to drive them away like a whipped pup. In other words, it's all fluff and no substance. They want to shock you (I.E.-I'm going to do myself in) into giving them attention. It you say, "OK, kill yourself", they'll never do it. It's an attention getter. While it makes for good TV, it's not much of a problem in reality. I hear the pycho ex-boyfriends are much worse.
Peety
 
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